Bags Quote by Tisha Venturini

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

— Nikhil Saluja

I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident.

— Rita Rudner

I've eaten part of my tooth. I had a weird cavity that broke apart in my teeth - this is a bad story. I…

— Sam Richardson

If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a 'Sweet' life.

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

My teeth weren't that good to begin with, so hopefully I can get some better ones.

— Duncan Keith

I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked.…

— Daniel Tosh

My dentist told me I have a lot of cavities. If by cavities he means girls then yes, I have a lot of them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!

— Mitch Hedberg

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

— Stephen Chbosky

I've never in my life had a cavity. Not one!

— Jay DeMarcus

Growing up, I ate a lot of candy. If you were my dentist, you would know that, you know, but I eat a lot…

— Michael Beasley

The worse thing I've been told after the dentist: You can't eat for 30 Minutes

— Katrina