Fat Bastard Quote by Tim McGregor

“That was it. Owen grabbed his arm, yanked it toward him, and head-butted the punk. He went down with a yelp and Owen stood…

— Kevin Hearne

“Fen shook his head and soaped up his hands. “You humans are very strange, mate.” Fen tipped his head. “I saw this video that…

— Dana Marie Bell

He was in his chair in the corner, resting a second before he came out for the next round -- in a long line…

— Ken Kesey

In the clearing stands the boxer, and a fighter by his trade. And he carries a reminder of every glove that laid him down...…

— Paul Simon

“It hurts!" bellowed Ramirez drunkenly, flinging a last pair of bolts at a fleeing ghoul. "Ow! Ow, it hurts! It hurts to be this…

— Jim Butcher

“A dusty thudding in his head made the scene before him beat like a pulse. His mouth had been used as a latrine by…

— Kingsley Amis

“Deandre Felton was a good boy, his family and friends agree. He was also a leader. But on this night in September of 2012,…

— Colin Flaherty

“The next person who attempts to shoot, stab, strangle, maim, maul, or manipulate me in any way, shape, or form is going to have…

— Abigail Roux

“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of…

— Terry Pratchett

The trainee knew he should leave, but he was unable to look away. He'd never seen anything snap out so fast or strike so…

— J.R. Ward

“You broke the Man Code, dude. 'No man shall knowingly and with malice aforethought kick another man in the nuts.'" "Okay, so I kicked…

— Pamela Clare

His body rigid with terror as he waited for the savages to something horrible to him—bash his head with clubs, or stab him with…

— Dave Barry