Quote by Tim Dorsey

“Don’t say pussy in church, motherfucker.” “Oh yeah? Because motherfucker is better?”

— Harper Sloan

“...then in a conversational tone said, "I slapped my Aunt Martha. When my fiancé died. She told me God needed him in heaven, and…

— Connie Willis

“Without hesitation, First Lady Betty raised her right hand and slapped the shit out of me. “Don’t you ever question my Christianity ever again…

— Quan Millz

“Motherfucker, you haven't got the fucking balls God gave a goddamned church mouse. You crawled out of your mama's tattered old pussy, grabbed hold…

— David Sedaris

“I shouted, “Jesus liked hanging out with women and kids too! So fuck you!”

— Frank Schaeffer

“Lord, Give me the strength not to bitch slap this woman.”

— J.D. Robb

“I know that these examples are symptomatic of the cruelty culture that we live in today and that everyone is fair game, but think…

— Brené Brown

“Because she’s my mother, he’s the finest man I know and I want them both to be happy but I still don’t know whether…

— Kristen Ashley

“The naïve girl in me had been bitch-slapped into womanhood. I’d been razed by pain, grief, loss and suffering, and honed by lust, rage…

— C.J. Roberts

“God must think her a badass because he’d handed her this moment, and he didn’t dole out shit she couldn’t handle. That was a…

— Cristin Harber

“Mamma, don't you see -- you shouldn't hit me. He shouldn't hit me. You shouldn't hit me about God, Mamma. You should never hit…

— Philip Roth

“I'm sympathetic to the nuns' violent impulses. I mean, if I'd given up sex to devote myself to a man who I had to…

— Sarah Silverman