God Quote by Philip Roth

“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.”

— Various

“Girl, I’d warn you that God Almighty’s goin’ to strike you dead, exceptin’ I been warnin’ your mama that for years, and he in…

— Tom Robbins

“A real man, never hit a women, but loves her,”

— Zybejta "Beta" Metani' Marashi

“You'll never know what hit you, son.”

— Norman Mohamad

“Motherfucker, you haven't got the fucking balls God gave a goddamned church mouse. You crawled out of your mama's tattered old pussy, grabbed hold…

— David Sedaris

“If you want to hit me, scratch me, punch me, I'll take it. If you want to yank my hair, spit on me, kick…

— Faith Sullivan

“You can’t seriously expect me to fight you? I could kill you with one punch.”“If you managed to land it.”“I won’t hit a girl.”“Are…

— Eve Langlais

“Hit ain't sacrilege. Miss Effie Belle says when she cain't think what to have for dinner, she asts God and right off He gives…

— Olive Ann Burns

“Because she’s my mother, he’s the finest man I know and I want them both to be happy but I still don’t know whether…

— Kristen Ashley

“the most minute accuracy in my mind, while Mamma’s face and attitude escape me entirely. It may be that it is because at that…

— Leo Tolstoy

“...then in a conversational tone said, "I slapped my Aunt Martha. When my fiancé died. She told me God needed him in heaven, and…

— Connie Willis

“Mary, Mary don't say no, down the basement we shall go. Slap your ass against the wall, here i come balls and all. Won't…

— U.S. Military