Aunt Quote by Tiffanie DeBartolo Download Open image “And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.” — Tiffanie DeBartolo ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Aunt Balls Uncles
“From that point on, I would refer to him as "your uncle" and he would mostly refer to me as "your aunt" and it… — Jenny Zhang Copy Share Image
Every man should have aunts. They illustrate the triumph of guess work over logic. — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. — Chuck Nevitt Copy Share Image
“Aunts are to be a pattern and example to all aunts; to be a delight to boys (and girls) and a comfort to their… — Dave Isay Copy Share Image
“My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family.” — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
“Happiness is elusive, for sure.But lime love, and music, I believe in it because I can feel it.” — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
Forget the noose. Forget the Iron Maiden. Forget the electric chair or the guillotine. The mind was mankind's most painful torture chamber, the blessed… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
You know what I was thinking about on my way home? How different my life would be if you’d made that gash a little… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
Talent? That's not talent. Talent is Liza Minnelli tap dancing and singing at the same time. What I just saw was devastation. Dying man… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
...we grew apart. The thing is, we loved each other, and on some level we always will, but when you’re twenty-three and you fall… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
We had pathetically simple dreams: to do meaningful work that we could be proud of, to be together, and to be happy. — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
“Two at a time, Vera ate her peanut M&Ms. Except for the red ones. These, she alleged, were made from the guts of dead… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
“I give off good vibes, kids, dogs, and middle-aged divorcées like me” — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
When dreams come true in reality they never feel the same as when you imagine them, and you know what that means? It means… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
“He believed that any work an artist puts forth which contains the truth as he or she sees it is worthy of consideration,” — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
“People always ask if Burke and Caelum are brothers because they're both so tall, and neither Michael seems bothered by the question, but it… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
“All my life I waited for someone who would say things like that to me. And for someone I didn’t feel alone in the… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
“My aunt Carol hasn’t heard her say a word in the whole six years and three months of Grace’s life—not a single syllable. Carol… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was painfully shy, so my aunt suggested to my mum that me and my brother go to Stage 84, a performing arts school… — Christian Cooke Copy Share Image
“Quin took on the air of someone who has just realized it's time for the yearly visit to the spinster great-aunt in a desperate… — Amy Fecteau Copy Share Image
“Aunt Helen Beck had many intentions about her death. She was about being dead the way some people are about being British - she… — Elizabeth McCracken Copy Share Image
I'll just do a round around of the house and make sure the rest of the family are fast asleep. We don't want that… — Kerstin Gier Copy Share Image
In the summer of 1964, my sister and I went to South Ballston, Virginia, to stay with my aunt and her kids. They passed… — Edward P. Jones Copy Share Image
I only wanted Uncle Vernon standing by his own car (a Hudson) on a clear day, I got him and the car. Ialso got… — Lee Friedlander Copy Share Image
Both the five-year-olds looked at me with bewilderment and a bit of fearful uncertainty. I had a sudden horrifying image of the woman I… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
My aunt got me interested in journalism - she found an old typewriter, had it worked over, put it on the dining room table,… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image