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“Oh, my giddy aunt!”

— Gail Carriger

“One who kicks up one's heels should not kick the bucket.”

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

“My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family.”

— Jennifer Ashley

“On the cue 'five aunts' I had given at the knees a trifle, for the thought of being confronted with such a solid gaggle…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“On the occasions when Aunt is calling Aunt like mastodons bellowing across primeval swamps...”

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Aunts Aren't Gentlemen”

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Chuck it in the fuckit bucket”

— Nadine Dalton

“No matter how bumpy the ride gets, listen to your Auntie Vivica, hold the fuck on.”

— Kristen Ashley

“I had a very funny and depressing talk with my seventy-four-year-old mother. I decided, she doesn't have a bucket list - she has a…

— Lori Lesko

“Aunt Maria would mildly observe that, next time Uncle Podger was going to hammer a nail into the wall, she hoped he’d let her…

— Jerome K. Jerome

“Someone's a very dirty Uncle."...."And a very naughty niece”

— G.A. Aiken

“My Aunt Pat hands me a toothbrush”

— Ian Ballard