Quote by P.G. Wodehouse Download Open image ““Aunts Aren't Gentlemen”” — P.G. Wodehouse ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Aunts are to be a pattern and example to all aunts; to be a delight to boys (and girls) and a comfort to their… — Dave Isay Copy Share Image
“Always wise aunts come in many guises. There are maiden aunts, dowager aunts, and that delightful creature, the eccentric aunt. I fear I fall… — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
“On the cue 'five aunts' I had given at the knees a trifle, for the thought of being confronted with such a solid gaggle… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Every man should have aunts. They illustrate the triumph of guess work over logic. — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“Don’t they put aunts in Turkey in sacks and drop them in the Bosphorus?’ ‘Odalisques, sir, I understand. Not aunts.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“...a row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
“Auntie had nothing to say to that. Whatever was on this man's mind, it had nothing to do with her. There were times when… — Justin Cronin Copy Share Image
It is no use telling me there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“On the occasions when Aunt is calling Aunt like mastodons bellowing across primeval swamps...” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family.” — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
“A lady can always find the appropriate words for any occasion - Aunt Horatia” — Amanda Quick Copy Share Image
“Every body knows Aunty. Stoan boans and iron tits and teef be twean her legs plus she has a iron willy for the ladys… — Russell Hoban Copy Share Image
“Love, Miss Halliday, is a delicate plant. It needs tending, nurturing, assiduous fostering. This cannot be done by throwing the breakfast bacon at a… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“[A]lways get to the dialogue as soon as possible. I always feel the thing to go for is speed. Nothing puts the reader off… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“In these days in which we live, when existence has become a thing of infinite complexity and fate, if it slips us a bit… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Good Lord, Jeeves! Is there anything you don’t know?’ ‘I couldn’t say, sir.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Ask the first lion cub you meet, and it will tell you that, once you’ve tasted blood, there is no pulling up, and it’s… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“He will lunch with you at your flat tomorrow at one-thirty. Please remember that he drinks no wine, strongly disapproves of smoking, and can… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Too often on such occasions one feels, as I feel so strongly with regard to poor old Stilton, that the kindly thing to do… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“My late Uncle Henry, you see, was by way of being the blot on the Wooster escutcheon. An extremely decent chappie personally, and one… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“...he switched on the [flashlight]. When he did so, he instantly became the center attraction to a rowdy mob of those gnats, moths, and… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Conversationally, I am like a clockwork toy. I have to be set going.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“One of the advantages a sister has when arguing with a brother is that she is under no obligation to be tactful. If she… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Liz," said Mr. Cootes, lost in admiration, "when it comes to doping out a scheme, you're the snake's eyebrows!” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
