Children Quote by Thomm Quackenbush
““I have never tried to walk through a mall in the Christmas season dressed like a jolly old elf. You might as well dress up like a pork chop and walk into an alley full of starving dogs.””
““I have never tried to walk through a mall in the Christmas season dressed like a jolly old elf. You might as well dress up like a pork chop and walk into an alley full of starving dogs.””
![“Maybe [aliens] have been in our lives a lot longer than we want to admit. People have always seen strange things—elves and fairies—and now we don't. Now we see them, right?” quote by Thomm Quackenbush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/31d/thomm-quackenbush-2029_alien_maybe-aliens-have-been-in-our-lives-a-lo_125269.jpg)
![“[T]hese friends were of the female persuasion, and while by and large they were bi and large, they still represented potential threats on [her] feminine radar.” quote by Thomm Quackenbush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/83d/thomm-quackenbush-2029_bisexuality_t-hese-friends-were-of-the-female-persua_237883.jpg)
