Quote by The Hangover 2 Download Open image “So much for holy people. Bunch of bald assholes. -Phil” — The Hangover 2 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Well, I wouldn’t exactly call myself bald. I know my hairline is a little …” “Shut up, will you?” Aomame said, trying her best not… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“Look Mister, I don't care what you think, you are bald. If the census had a "bald" category, You'd be in it, no problem.… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“By accepting out Lord Jesus Christ as my personal shaver, I stooped myself from bumming in jell.” — BelieverInChrist Copy Share Image
It is foolish to pluck out one's hair for sorrow, as if grief could be assuaged by baldness. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
Balding if God's way of showing you are only human... He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears. — Bruce Willis Copy Share Image
He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald. — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
“Holy men? Holy cabbages! Holy bean-pods! What do they do but live and suck in sustenance and grow fat? If that be holiness, I could show you hogs in this forest who are fit to head the calendar. Think you it was for such a life that this good arm was fixed upon my shoulder, or that head placed upon… — Arthur Conan Doyle Copy Share
“Why women have no facial hair. God does not cover up anything that looks beautiful.” — Tony Sakalauskas Copy Share Image
“The world is holy! The soul is holy! The skin is holy! The nose is holy! The tongue and cock and hand and asshole… — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald". — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Oh, it's ok...No, I'm allowed to say it, it's a bachelor party. Drink up everybody! Oh wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot, we're at… — The Hangover 2 Copy Share Image
What's the matter, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop, it start up again. Read a book. -Mr. Chow — The Hangover 2 Copy Share Image
I got all kindsa heat on my ass. I got FBI, Bangkok PD, Interpol, MSNBC... -Mr. Chow — The Hangover 2 Copy Share Image
When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language. -Alan — The Hangover 2 Copy Share Image
