Aomame Quote by Haruki Murakami

“Well, I wouldn’t exactly call myself bald. I know my hairline is a little …” “Shut up, will you?” Aomame said, trying her best not…

— Haruki Murakami

“You can resent your bald spot or be glad you have a head.”

— Anonymous

“My wife Once said ''If You ever go bald, then I am gonna leave you'' And she never lied.”

— Dinkar Kalotra

“If I were a waiter, and a bald guy complained there was a hair in his food, I’d say, “Keep it, compliments of the…

— Jarod Kintz

“When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you tear out your hair.”

— Christopher Hitchens

Bald isn't like being ethnic or disabled. Everyone can and will make jokes about it and expect you to laugh good-naturedly, which you will.

— A. A. Gill

“I’m going bald!”

— J.R. Ward

“ "My uncle is the head of the family. I owe him my duty. I would marry a bald, cross-eyed idiot if that is…

— Ellen Oh

“Life is like a bad haircut. At first it looks awful, then you kind of get used to it, and before you know it,…

— Neal Shusterman

So much for holy people. Bunch of bald assholes. -Phil

— The Hangover 2

“Have you tried this treatment for female baldness? I hear it’s life-changing.”

— Laini Taylor

“You have to say 'Men with a thinning problem'. Bald is discriminatory. I was joking around once and suggested 'gentlemen who are follically challenged'.”

— Haruki Murakami