Humor Quote by Haruki Murakami

Bald isn't like being ethnic or disabled. Everyone can and will make jokes about it and expect you to laugh good-naturedly, which you will.

— A. A. Gill

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".

— Rita Rudner

Older men in my family - back to my grandpa - were basically completely bald.

— Jens Lekman

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

— Johnny Vegas

“Well, I wouldn’t exactly call myself bald. I know my hairline is a little …” “Shut up, will you?” Aomame said, trying her best not…

— Haruki Murakami

“Have you tried this treatment for female baldness? I hear it’s life-changing.”

— Laini Taylor

“Again, do you call those men leisured who spend many hours at the barber’s simply to cut whatever grew overnight, to have a serious…

— Seneca

When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave men so…

— John Glenn

“There was something almost unbearably touching about a bald spot on a handicapped man.”

— David Foster Wallace

“Look Mister, I don't care what you think, you are bald. If the census had a "bald" category, You'd be in it, no problem.…

— Haruki Murakami

Girls like dudes that are overweight. I know too many women who say, "I like you now that you've got a little thicker," and…

— Chadwick Boseman

See, I was fine being bald, because I have a good-shaped head.

— Brian Urlacher