Humor Quote by Tere Michaels Download Open image ““Straight people are crazy”” — Tere Michaels ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Straight people, he thinks, probably don't spend this much time convincing themselves that they're straight.” — Casey McQuiston Copy Share Image
“Straight people are the most pathetic of all. I’ve never seen such a miserable group of people in my life. They don’t know anything… — Sarah Schulman Copy Share Image
“Straight guys, I was starting to realize, were quite frequently not one hundred percent straight.” — Luke Hartwell Copy Share Image
“To this day, the behavior of straight men is something I’ve never been able to wrap my head around. Have you ever met one?… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
“Here's a queer fact: none among the skeletons in your closet are ‘straight’ so expect them to ‘come out’ very, very soon...” — Khayri R.R. Woulfe Copy Share Image
“Crazy people. They never think they're crazy. Their craziness makes perfect sense to them.” — Rick Yancey Copy Share Image
“You broke up with me, and I spend one night with one guy who turns out to be the reason I’m even here, in… — Tere Michaels Copy Share Image
“Griffin Drake and his MacBook were the best of friends, more intimate than lovers. He slept with it. He cared for it with specially… — Tere Michaels Copy Share Image
“he'd been a cop long enough to know what actual perversion looked like and it sure wasn't two guys or two women going out… — Tere Michaels Copy Share Image
“You have to live your life and not count on things being there tomorrow or the next day.” — Tere Michaels Copy Share Image
“He gave Evan a glance. “Unless you want to do something else.” “That's a line? Seriously?” “I have to use lines now? We share… — Tere Michaels Copy Share Image
“Shut up, Kathleen.” “Shut up, Miranda.” “God, enough with the shut ups, please,” Evan said, walking down the stairs looking good enough to eat… — Tere Michaels Copy Share Image
“Young love sucked. Old love wasn’t much easier, but at least you had some scar tissue built up around your heart to make it… — Tere Michaels Copy Share Image
“Hey, Terry? Jim. How's it going? So, you and Mimi up for some dinner?” He paused. “No, I didn't hit my head. No, this… — Tere Michaels Copy Share Image
“How are you going to find the right person if you think everyone is just trying to use you?” — Tere Michaels Copy Share Image
“Evan and Matt where kissing. Passionately, erotically kissing. She saw tongues.” — Tere Michaels Copy Share Image
“Dude, nonsense is actually afraid of you, that's how no-nonsense you are.” — Tere Michaels Copy Share Image
“Okay, you got me. The screenwriter is a vampire. Now go to your own desk and call Mimi so she can call me and… — Tere Michaels Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
