Banter Quote by Tad Williams

“If a hooker asked me my name, I’d say John.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I had just finished cleaning up after breakfast when my cell phone rang. The caller identification came across as ‘G-Man’? “Hello?” “Hey baby,” the…

— Andrea Smith

“Just wham-bam, let me get back to playing Grand Theft Auto, ma’am.”

— Tessa Bailey

“When I ask you who you are, you'd better say my fucking name.”

— Alicen Grey

“Meet your G-spot, baby. Now my dick is going to give you a VIP tour.”

— Roxy Sloane

“If I had a street named after me, I’d carry that around instead of a driver’s license for ID. You are what’s named after…

— Jarod Kintz

“Hey, you called me Sam. My actual name. Not Master or dumbass—” “I have never in my life called anyone dumbass.” “Are you sure?”…

— Lish McBride

“He can't face you on an adult level, so he comes along and fucks up your truck. Classic payback method for the tiny-dick type.”

— Nora Roberts

“You two are just up the stairs. Next to my room, so I can keep an eye on you should you get up to…

— Gregory Maguire

“Dick is playing golf today. He asked if I would caddie for him, but I said I would prefer to have a complete stranger…

— Gillibran Brown

“Get in the fucking car. You're a mean drunk. You haven't seen me mean, mama's boy! I told you we're close! Yeah, so are…

— Jamie McGuire

“Well for starters, my mother always taught me never to get into cars with strangers. But I’m also curious as to what name I’ll…

— Maegan Lynn Moores