Father Quote by Sylvain Reynard

“WITH GREAT BREASTS COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY. —T-SHIRT”

— Darynda Jones

“It is Father’s Day today. I should probably call all three of mine and say Hello, and thanks for possibly pumping my mom with…

— Jarod Kintz

“Your Daddy’s going to be so proud of you—proud of both of you.”

— Julie T. Lamana

“Soon, we are as naked as the day we were born. Except, y'know, were not covered in blood and attached to our mothers by…

— Fanny Merkin

“When I asked my parents how the baby got inside Ma, they both laughed, and then Daddy told me they had made it with…

— Wally Lamb

“would I be proud to wear my typed words on a t-shirt in public for the next hundred years?”

— Erik Qualman

“Thanks, now I have a wet T-shirt.” I felt his smile on the back of my neck. “Perhaps that was my intention.”

— Colleen Houck

“I thought that was pretty good. So then I disturbed my father at his typewriter, and asked him what my heritage was from his…

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

“He puts the chain with the locket around my neck, then rests his hand over the spot where our baby would be. “You’re going…

— Suzanne Collins

“I can speak of our baby like this to no one else. Who but his father would linger over the exact width of his…

— Phillippa Gregory

“I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in. – t-shirt”

— Darynda Jones

“You and I come custom-equipped in much the same way. They don't call babies bundles of joy for nothing.”

— Nick Carter