Family Quote by Kurt Vonnegut Jr

I didn't know then what a sperm was, and so wouldn't understand his answer for several years. "My boy," he said, "you are descended…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“On impulse, he asked, “Where are you from, originally?” “Originally? My mother’s womb,” she replied a little tartly, and his smile grew deeper. ...…

— J.T. Geissinger

“I’m probably infertile. I inherited it from my dad.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Most of the time, it felt like my father and I were completely different species. Possibly literally, depending on the day and whether or…

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“yeah, my dad was human. He was a good man, and I’m proud to be his daughter. My mother, on the other hand, was…

— Seanan McGuire

“Do not try to be your father boy, it is a hopeless pursuit, particularly when you, like I, have a father of such colossal…

— A. H. Septimius

“Many years ago now, when I was a little boy, my grandfather he say to me this story.”

— O. Penn-Coughin

“I tell you, the sperm will stand no nonsense.”

— Herman Melville

“I sprung from the womb a child prodigy.”

— J.S. Breving

“Mother said, haven't you seen older boys of your age, that you should take your rotten hands and play with my son's penis? I…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“Was he a good father?" To their surprise, I shake my head and smile. "No," I reply candidly. "He wasn't a good father, but…

— Deana Martin

Before I was born, my father told my mother, 'If it's a boy, he's going to be a scientist.'

— Richard P. Feynman