Fart Quote by Steven Soderbergh

I think that everything starts to go to hell when you start smelling your own farts and complimenting yourself on how great they smell.…

— D. B. Weiss

I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room.

— Tina Fey

Everyone should experience the pure joy of leaving a fart in someone's office at least once in their lifetime.

— Nikhil Saluja

Success, it's like a fart. Only bothers people when it's not their own.

— Anonymous

At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.

— Robert Gottlieb

I fart, because it is the only gas I can afford.

— Bill Giles

When people slave over those scripts and pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for them, they don't usually want you to add farts.

— Jennifer Coolidge

As soon as somebody farts around me, I think it's hilarious. This is something my brothers did that now the boys at work are…

— Jennifer Lawrence

Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.

— Khaled Hosseini

I have what I guess is medically known as a farting problem.

— Nick Kroll

In real life people fart, in the movies, people don't. Why not? Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say all kinds…

— Mel Brooks

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

— Nikhil Saluja