Quote by Stephani Hecht

“Condoms aren’t a hundred percent you know,” he reminds me calmly. My mind flashes to a certain episode of Friends, and I suddenly feel…

— Chantal Fernando

“Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.”

— Alyxandra Harvey

“Something just ain't right about thanking the Lord for sending you an opportunistic pretty boy who carried a string of condoms and single use…

— James Buchanan

“Jesus. Why couldn’t he have had boys? All boys. Little fucking shits like Cage. A whole slew of ‘em he could throw condoms at…

— Madeline Sheehan

“What the hell was going on, why did I care, and why, oh why, did I not carry a pocket rocket in my purse?…

— Lisa Sanchez

“There's only so much I can do aside from locking him in his room or super gluing a condom to his penis”

— R.K. Ryals

“What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom?”

— Booth

“Take it all off. I don't intend to fuck somebody in his underwear. And you have to use a condom. I know where I've…

— Stieg Larsson

“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I make love like I sell sausages to strange women. One at a time, and always covered with a condom (to keep the flies…

— Jarod Kintz

“But instead of the electronics, he found lube, condoms, and a modest dildo, all neatly side-by-side, no clutter for Maddox’s toy drawer. Images skittered…

— Annabeth Albert

“Just do me a solid and keep condoms in your purse. Just in case.” “That doesn’t help me keep my legs closed around the…

— Kristen Proby