Quote by Madeline Sheehan

“Something just ain't right about thanking the Lord for sending you an opportunistic pretty boy who carried a string of condoms and single use…

— James Buchanan

“Tom, how many children do you think I have to have before I figure out you get them by having sex?" "Of course there…

— Robyn Carr

“He was a guy. A guy guy. As far as I was concerned, he probably had the dead bodies of small children and puppies…

— Elizabeth Eulberg

“That’s when it all hit me and I started laughing. I’d just had incredible, indescribable sex with the hottest guy I’d ever met—and I…

— Joanna Wylde

“There would be no children in the world if men had to bring them into it.”

— Nora Roberts

“I did not care about being a virgin and had long been looking forward to the day when I could rid myself of that…

— Jamaica Kincaid

“There's only so much I can do aside from locking him in his room or super gluing a condom to his penis”

— R.K. Ryals

“Jesus, she was turned-on by his spanking. He should have realized. After everything they'd done Friday night, he knew her taste for sexual adventure…

— Mari Carr

“I’m gonna put a handful of condoms in the glove compartment of the car…. I don’t give a shit if you don’t want to…

— Justin Halpern

“I need to go to the store and pick up some condoms. But first I need to pick up some women.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Michael always said if he could get them to eighteen without going to jail or getting a girl pregnant he'd consider it a success.”

— Brigid Kemmerer

“If teenagers had to fuck to a soundtrack of needy infants, that condom would be on so fast the cock would have rug burn.…

— Holly Brown