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“My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.”

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For me, going to Minneapolis is like going to Mecca.

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I have days where the only words I say are to the person making my sandwich at the grocery store.

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“Humility is what you strive for when you've failed at everything else.”

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A comic strip has a rhythm and a pattern, and you got to get in and out quick. So you set up a joke,…

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I like characters who have blind spots and are full of themselves, but there also needs to be vulnerability.

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If you put me in 'South Park,' that audience is going to fall asleep in five minutes.

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When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.

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Thomas, my 15-year-old, is effectively my editor, I've always trusted his voice, more than anybody, on the strip for years. He has one of…

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I think it might surprise the average person how angry people can get over the comics.

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You can't just count on becoming a syndicated cartoonist. I actually tried to calculate the odds once, and the best I could come up…

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A stand-up comedian faces the audiences and gets their immediate feedback. I hide behind the comic strip, and unless people write to me, I…

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“I know that if I am to move forward like the professional that I am, I must first see the past with mature eyes.…

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Each woman is like an instrument, waiting to be learned, loved, and finely played, to have at last her own true music made.

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Broken china lasts longer than unbroken.

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The fortunate circumstances of our lives are generally found, at last, to be of our own producing.

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