"I have to poop!" — Snooki

More Poop Quotes

This quote is filed under Poop Quotes, one of 77 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

• Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really… — Sandra Bullock
• If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If… — Jerry Seinfeld
• I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers. — David Duchovny
• The great thing about having a bunch of kids is that they just remind you that you're the person who… — Angelina Jolie
• My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes... now it's snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do… — Pink
• They tell you that at his age, all they do is eat, sleep, and poop. And what I've learned is… — Josh Duhamel
• All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can… — Kurt Vonnegut
• If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop. — Kurt Cobain
• Sometimes, music is like poop. It just has to come out. — Mark Salling
• Woke up this morning to the incredible news that I was nominated for an Emmy, and a shower full of… — Martha Plimpton
• If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is… — Aisha Tyler
• Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. — Martha Stewart

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