"I have to poop!" — Snooki
"I have to poop!"
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I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers.
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If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.
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Sometimes, music is like poop. It just has to come out.
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Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.
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