Being Quote by Simon Amstell

Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have…

— Dave Chappelle

I want to say things on stage that I wouldn't have the guts to say in conversation.

— Romesh Ranganathan

“You can't tell the audience — well, you can, but I don't like to tell the audience — that anything they're watching doesn't matter.”

— Dan Harmon

“We can't all be stars because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by.”

— Sebastian Horsley

If you're politically correct, chances are you're not coming to one of my shows. I get to go onstage and say things that everybody…

— Russell Peters

“Listen, I don’t know what kind of assholes you’ve been with before, but I promise you, your orgasm will not only make an appearance…

— Melanie Harlow

“If you want people to think that you are saying something very important, then say something impenetrable!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

You're in front of an audience and thinking off the top of your head - you're going to say things that offend people sometimes.…

— Ross Mathews

Tell the audience what you're going to say, say it; then tell them what you've said.

— Dale Carnegie

I never used to speak to the audience at all. I never really knew what to say onstage.

— Justin Hayward

“Any star thinks it's out of reach until it falls.”

— Tamerlan Kuzgov

“On the toilet no one is a star. Remember that and you will go far in life.”

— Ruby Wax