If you are somebody who is going to at some point be revealed as not like everyone else, then to be in… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
The reason it's satisfying for me to write and perform stand-up is because I get to find out who I am. There's… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I had to lie about who I was between the ages of 13 and 21. Or I felt I did. Because I… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
Normal is invented. The word 'weird' is invented, and used by people who are scared of who they are. — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I've always felt that comedy doesn't just come from misery. It comes from an absurdity around that misery. — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
The first time I got into therapy was when I was 29 - it's always when I'm about to hit a number. There's a… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
If you are somebody who is going to at some point be revealed as not like everyone else, then to be in an insular… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I got my first job in television when I was 18, on the kids' cable channel Nickelodeon, introducing the 'Rugrats' and other programs. It… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
If I'd have been really good at dancing as a kid, if I'd have achieved more than my certificate in preparatory tap, then that… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
If you are the sort of comedian who's interested in sort of the mundane, then there's something in that and then it's wonderful to… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
