If I'd have been really good at dancing as a kid, if I'd have achieved more than my certificate in preparatory tap,… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I'm not interested in being gratuitously relatable and broadening out what I do in order to reach more people. — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
Much more than wanting to be cast as the skinny Jew in something, I'd rather be the guy who is directing the… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I'm always more scared of things not changing, of not being as alive as I could be. — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
As I've got older, I've got into doing much more stand-up, and much more writing and directing, and so there's been this… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I'm continuing to peel away all these layers of shame and finding more and more freedom and confidence and just being able… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I've always felt that comedy doesn't just come from misery. It comes from an absurdity around that misery. — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
The first time I got into therapy was when I was 29 - it's always when I'm about to hit a number. There's a… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
If you are somebody who is going to at some point be revealed as not like everyone else, then to be in an insular… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I got my first job in television when I was 18, on the kids' cable channel Nickelodeon, introducing the 'Rugrats' and other programs. It… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
If I'd have been really good at dancing as a kid, if I'd have achieved more than my certificate in preparatory tap, then that… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
If you are the sort of comedian who's interested in sort of the mundane, then there's something in that and then it's wonderful to… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
