You can't think your way to being in love, or able to be loved. However, intellect is also useful for things like… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
You must love yourself. The reasons you have for not loving yourself, you have made up. Interrogate these false allegations until the… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
When you are a person trying to impress people publicly on a big scale, you forget that you actually love what you… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I feel like we're all here on this planet, and intimacy is important. I can't bear small talk, it's awful. I want… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
The idea of a life plan, "I'm here now, where do I need to go to..." There's always "And then what?" And… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I've always felt that comedy doesn't just come from misery. It comes from an absurdity around that misery. — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
The first time I got into therapy was when I was 29 - it's always when I'm about to hit a number. There's a… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
If you are somebody who is going to at some point be revealed as not like everyone else, then to be in an insular… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
I got my first job in television when I was 18, on the kids' cable channel Nickelodeon, introducing the 'Rugrats' and other programs. It… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
If I'd have been really good at dancing as a kid, if I'd have achieved more than my certificate in preparatory tap, then that… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
If you are the sort of comedian who's interested in sort of the mundane, then there's something in that and then it's wonderful to… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
