Dad Quote by Sheryne Brooks

BOY: hey dad I got a girlfriend DAD: good job son!...GIRL: daddy I got a boyfriend DAD: (loads shotgun)

— Ana

Brother: Hey dad, I got a new gf today Dad: Good for you son Sister: hey dad I got a new bf today Dad:…

— Idk Google

I don't think I've ever put it in words before. But daddy took a gun and ended his life and took momma's with him.

— Shelby Lynne

“Jim, did your father really blow his brains out because of your mother?" "Yeah.He was on the telephone.He told her he had a gun.He…

— Charles Bukowski

“Dad!” I said, trying to get his attention. “It is so official you are a bad father. Good fathers do not shoot their daughters!”…

— Darynda Jones

“Dad?" "Yeah?" "She the reason you’re pissed off all the time?" "Yeah." "She the reason you left mom?" "Yeah." "You love her?" "Yeah." There…

— Madeline Sheehan

“You know how to shoot a gun?” “Nope.” I passed it back to her. “Safety’s off. Point it and then pull the trigger.” “What…

— Cambria Hebert

“Did you shoot me again sweetheart?”

— Adrienne Kress

“One of my favorite stories is about a little girl who left her house and her mother didn’t know where she had gone. Once…

— Don Piper

“Do you have the hots for this boy?” her father asked in all seriousness. “Do we need to have him over for dinner so…

— Shawn Kirsten Maravel

“Why is Mommy crying?” the young boy asks his dad, all sugared up and bewildered with concern. “Because you’re an asshole,” barks back the…

— John Waters

“This is pitiful. You realize this, right, Dad?” I ask. He concentrates on the video playing on his tablet, which he’s watched about five…

— Leah Rae Miller