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“Do you like kids? Only with barbecue sauce.”

— Eileen Cook

“Someone had planned a torture party that would end in the guest of honor becoming a human barbecue. They had everything but the barbecue…

— Eric Jerome Dickey

“I smelled barbecue before I reached the house, and that made me madder than ever, because I really love barbecue.”

— Rick Riordan

“I, too, eat steamed human-blood buns.”

— Liu Xiaobo

“Like the blind man said as he wandered into a cannibal village . . . “Alright! The country fair must be right up ahead. I smell barbecue!”

— John Rachel

“Me: "it does not taste like God Himself cooked heaven into a series of five dishes which were then served to you accompanied by…

— John Green

“It was barbaric. It was horrific. It was delicious.”

— Pepper Winters

“I am Fried Quiero Loud Babcock (not bad cock), and I am here for the ranch dressing your father promised my father, 53 years…

— Jarod Kintz

“I hated meatloaf. It was like something that Satan pooped out after an eternity of constipation. So I told Mom because I was honest…

— Hayden Thorne

“My dad smelled sort of like mustard, which is probably due to the fact that in the bed I also discovered a thing of…

— Adam Rapp

“I glance at him, wondering what kind of crazy sauce he ate to sit down next to me in here.”

— H.M. Ward

“My thoughts hovered over all varieties of mortal edible, and finally settled on a porterhouse steak and a quart of bitter with a welsh…

— John Buchan