Bathroom Quote by Seth Green

“The chili I ate for lunch resulted in an explosive bathroom experience. Umm...I don't know how to put this delicately, but...I missed the toilet…

— Seth Green

That awkward moment when you're at the gas station restroom and there is no toilet paper...

— Epifania Savea

I wrote this on the shitter usin' toilet-paper. Put your head inside the water, enjoy the flavor.

— Mac Miller

“To my surprise, the toilet began to play music. It was probably supposed to be comforting, some sort of melody to soothe you while…

— Stuart Gibbs

So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet.

— Sarah Dessen

I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing...

— Rick Riordan

All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet.

— Henry Miller

Dear CatDog, Please tell me how you poop. I have wondered for so long. Sincerely, a confused fan.

— Anonymous

“Laura made a great chili. She used lean-cut meat, dark kidney beans, carrots cut small, a bottle or so of dark beer, and freshly…

— Neil Gaiman

You're going to have an upset stomach. If you eat spicy stiff because you're upset, then you'll get diarrhea.

— Kim Su-mi

~Well this morning I woke up on the bathroom floor and I dont know how I got there.... ^_^ suspious < 3

— She's_gone

“Laura made a great chili. She used lean meat, dark kidney beans, carrots cut small, a bottle or so of dark beer, and freshly…

— Neil Gaiman