Quote by Samantha Irby

“I would clear the table and Hugh would do the dishes, neither of us speaking and both of us wondering if this just might…

— David Sedaris

“I failed to understand what was so enviable about having a position that a pack of phonies sucked up to. Dishwashing suited me because…

— Pete Jordan

“And then I did something really stupid: I reached back and smacked him across the face with as much strength as I was capable…

— D.T. Dyllin

“Need help washing other places?” “Yeah. I’m really dirty.” “I can’t believe you said that with a straight face.” “I can’t believe you’ll do…

— S.E. Jakes

“was more likely to punch someone in the face than I was reasoning with them.”

— Laura Thalassa

“He was one of those who looked like a genius. I looked like a dishwasher so these types always pissed me just a bit.”

— Charles Bukowski

“If you punched him in the face, he wouldn’t even know how to bleed right.”

— Tiffany Reisz

“I wondered if I could get him to stop saying it if I slapped him a few times. But such logical and rewarding actions…

— Jeff Lindsay

“He was an arsehole like that. It was entirely because of good manners that I didn't punch him in the face.”

— Kuansiew

“He demanded I tell him all I knew. I refused. He threatened me. Still, I refused. He became irate. He screamed. He spat. He…

— John Stephens

“Fucking daylight!” I grabbed him and planted a kiss on his lips. Tasting sand, I spit in the dirt and slapped him on the…

— James Cox

“This was the first time any adult had hit me. The window-cleaner winced with every strike. I felt better and worse that even a…

— China Miéville