"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control……" — Ryan Stiles
"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
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23 Quotes by Ryan Stiles
Ryan Stiles has 23 quotes on this site.
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We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.
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If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
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If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!
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When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
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I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of…
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If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
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I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and…
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I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
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What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling…
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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
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I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.
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The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue!
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There is no such thing as accident; it is fate misnamed.
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