"Well, my hand never fell off, and within……" — Joe Tex
"Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was bowling competitively in leagues and tournaments."
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8 Quotes by Joe Tex
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Soon after I was born, my parents moved to the South Florida area, and I've lived here ever since (with…
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Currently, I bowl regional tournaments out of the PBA Southern Region.
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I started bowling when I was 14, my freshman year in high school.
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I vividly remember bowling 20 + games a day, 2 or 3 times a week.
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I was born on May 17, 1979, in Newark, New Jersey.
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I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman.
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This big fat woman bumped me on the floor, she was rarin' to go, she was rarin' to go. Then…
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