Joe Tex Quotes

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Soon after I was born, my parents moved to the South Florida area, and I've lived here ever since (with a few years of living…
Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was bowling competitively in leagues and tournaments.
Currently, I bowl regional tournaments out of the PBA Southern Region.
I started bowling when I was 14, my freshman year in high school.
I vividly remember bowling 20 + games a day, 2 or 3 times a week.
I was born on May 17, 1979, in Newark, New Jersey.
I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman.
This big fat woman bumped me on the floor, she was rarin' to go, she was rarin' to go. Then she did a dip, I…

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