Anti gay Quote by Rudy Espinoza

If I were a teacher, I wouldn't just test the student mind ... I would test the entire student body.

— Rudy Espinoza

I extend my condolences to those who have lost a loved one by saying, Good mourning.

— Rudy Espinoza

When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She really let…

— Rudy Espinoza

My 3 favorite activities: 1. Drinking 2. Golf 3. Sex ~ I rely very heavily on my right hand for all three.

— Rudy Espinoza

My imaginary girlfriend's giving up sex for Lent. Palm Sunday's taking on a whole new meaning for me.

— Rudy Espinoza

If Obama had his way no one would win a football game. Each score would be distributed equally and everyone gets a trophy even…

— Rudy Espinoza

Im working on a pop-up book called, That Explains the Birds and the Bees.

— Rudy Espinoza

I like to play hide and seek with my inner child. And when I find him I beat him with a stick.

— Rudy Espinoza

Happy Valentine's Day. Hope you're spending the evening with someone special. Or at least with some one who doesn't stink.

— Rudy Espinoza

I used to play Another One Bites The Dust after every conquest. But I'm old now so I'm changing it to Another One Bites…

— Rudy Espinoza

Using Myspace is like my sex life. It's just me doing it by myself.

— Rudy Espinoza

Did you notice all of the cops pulling people over and writing tickets in the freezing weather this morning? Neither did I …

— Rudy Espinoza