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“Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!”

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Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

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I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.

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I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.

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Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?

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What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.

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For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a…

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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

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President Ford used humor a great deal.

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Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it.

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What if the meek inherited the Earth and we had to defend ourselves from Martians?

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I'd like to say a few words about one of the most popular concepts in the modern education--show and tell. Show and Tell is…

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My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.

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Life works most perfectly when a reciprocal love relationship is in place between man and God.

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We talk to God--that is prayer; God talks to us--that is inspiration.

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You cant be controlling in improv.

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Everyone needs someone to love, and I choose you.

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