Apparel Quote by Robert Benchley
“There are several natural phenomena which I shall have to have explained to me before I can keep on going as a resident member ofthe human race. One is the metamorphosis which hats and suits undergo exactly one week after their purchase, whereby they are changed from smart, intensely becoming articles of apparel into something children use when they want to "dress up like daddy.”
About This Quote
Source Essay: The Lost World of Everyday Objects, 1935
He humorously notes that everyday items change meaning after a week, becoming childlike playthings rather than serious attire.
In simple terms: Objects lose seriousness over time.
Accept change, keep perspective.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- shopping
- wardrobe updates
- family life
- children's play
- fashion cycles
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How do you view objects after repeated use?
- What makes an item feel "grown up"?
The joke may not apply to all cultures or items.