Empty Quote by Roald Dahl

SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER!

— The Situation

On this Twitter thing, at least five people a day say 'bring back the mullet.' My wife told me I'm not allowed. Troy Tulowitzki…

— John Kruk

I'm a hamster person.

— Sean Hayes

“What the fuck did you do to my hamster?!”

— Caris O'Malley

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

— Colin Mochrie

What is this guy, a hamster?

— John Mcclane

“hamsters being notorious draggers and rearrangers of stuff they can’t eat but feel compelled to fuck with anyway, somehow—and”

— David Foster Wallace

When you cut it up, put the pieces in your mouth and swallowed them, the British hamburger shaped itself to the bottom on your…

— Clive James

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

— Bill Bailey

“Small animals were running down with the water, tiny rodents that reassembled mutated hamsters.”

— Christopher G. Nuttall

Yes, I’m a mouse. Squeak, squeak. Now shoo-shoo back to your little bug friends,” said Rirped, picking up a hunk of dried beef. He…

— Suzanne Collins

“Ham was standing at the counter in the kitchen with his head turned, glowering at me. “New rule. You don’t do that shit when…

— Kristen Ashley