Cooks Quote by Richard Simmons

“When the king gets depressed, he doesn't call for his wife. He doesn't call for the cook. He calls for the court jester.”

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I have been up to my head just with calling people, I call about 50 to 100 people a day.

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When we're binging, we do not think about death. We just think about how good it tastes.

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I was born with a crippled leg. I wore a corrective shoes since I was three years old and I still wear them.

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I was always into staying busy, into my goals, into making notes and planning. I'm not one who truly lives in the past.

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