Age Quote by Red Skelton Download Open image “There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.” — Red Skelton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Age Forget Humorous Loss Loss Of Memory Memories Memory Old age Three Two
You know, as you get older, the first thing you lose is memory. It seems to be happening with me. — Bernhard Langer Copy Share Image
Old age is as forgetful as youth, and more incorrigible; it displays the same inattentiveness to conditions; its memory becomes self-repeating and degenerates into… — George Santayana Copy Share Image
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. — Norman Wisdom Copy Share Image
I don't feel old, except in the morning once in a while, when I can't turn over properly and say, "What's that? When did… — Johnny Mathis Copy Share Image
There are aspects of ageing I don't enjoy, my sagging face and my aching body, my memory lapses and my inability to grasp technical… — Ulrika Jonsson Copy Share Image
Sign of old age: distress at all leave-takings, all separations. And the sadness of memories, because I'm aware they're condemned to death. — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
Being young or old is not a matter of age, nor is it a matter of maturity or da lack experience , it's abt… — Ms Paradeez Copy Share Image
Age is just a mental note. If I keep reminding myself that I am old, then I will automatically start behaving and looking like… — Ashok Saraf Copy Share Image
One of the positives of getting older is that you forget your age. Then you find out that you're younger than you thought you… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
When anyone hurts us, my wife and I sit in our Japanese sand garden and drink iced tea. There are five stone in the… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I need a bath." He chuckled. "You smell of smoke, as do I." The duke turned, leaning heavily on his cane. "Jameson, open the… — Karen Hawkins Copy Share Image
It's easier to change a law than an age-old mentality. Deep down, many prejudices, many hostilities, many fears persist. But if we take a… — Dacia Maraini Copy Share Image
When I first started writing, when I was 15, I would go to work with people and they would tell me my lyrics were… — Sabrina Claudio Copy Share Image
Real people speak in my books about the main events of the age, such as the war, the Chernobyl disaster, and the downfall of… — Svetlana Alexievich Copy Share Image
As a child I was very involved with sports and I knew at age 9 that I wanted to be an Olympic champion. — Marion Jones Copy Share Image
If there is any period one would desire to be born in, is it not the age of Revolution; when the old and the… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
By making conscious choices in our behavior and where we focus our attention, we can transform our experience of our body, decrease our biological… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
I am just enjoying the dream of being Milan coach at the age of 40. — Gennaro Gattuso Copy Share Image
Age is an accumulation of life and loss. Adulthood is a series of lines crossed. — Ellen Goodman Copy Share Image
I calculated that if I live up to the age of 80, then I end up using 450 toothbrushes in my life. All that… — Dia Mirza Copy Share Image
Why is wisdom so fair? Why is beauty so wise? Because all else is temporary, while beauty and wisdom are the only real and… — Vera Nazarian Copy Share Image
