Accountants Quote by Randy Quaid

I am being embezzled from by this monstrous ring of accountants and estate planners and lawyers, who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to…

— Randy Quaid

I am falsely accused, without proof, of using my position for personal profit. Many who accuse me have lifestyles and spending habits that make…

— Anonymous

We've seen unscrupulous legal firms racking up legal aid bills for fabricated accusations. And we've seen attempts by them to pursue cases that stand…

— Penny Mordaunt

You're an Attorney. It's your duty to lie, conceal, and distort everything, and slander everybody.

— Jean Giraudoux

Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney.

— George Harris

My second husband and I were going through a bitter divorce, and I didn't have the money for a fancy-pants attorney. I didn't know…

— Sue Grafton

I am suing Lord Beaverbrook for libel and hope for some lovely tax-free money in damages. He has very conveniently told some lies about…

— Evelyn Waugh

Tell the trial lawyers to get out of your state and to quit costing businessmen and women.

— Rick Perry

Rattle a lawyer's door and you get more lawyers.

— C. J. Cherryh

There is a man out there who prosecuted me. He's been constantly calling different lawyers, telling them how afraid of me his is. He's…

— Nick Yarris

Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!

— Jackie Mason

If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer -- not a book.

— Fran Lebowitz