Humor Quote by Rainbow Rowell Download Open image ““Mitch had a seventh-grade girlfriend? Play on, player.”” — Rainbow Rowell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“She wondered what she'd call him if they ended up in the same bed. Mitch was a shorter name, and at moments like that,… — Vicki Lewis Thompson Copy Share Image
“Mitch opened his eyes, closed them, and then opened them wide. “There are big breasts in my face,” he announced to anyone who would… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“The last thing Mitch really remembered was…being on top of Sissy. He’d had a split second of thinking, “Wow. This feels really good.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Don't you see Blaynie." Mitch put his arm around her shoulders. "You're like an illegitimate little sister that I never wanted.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Mitch studied me with a questioning, smug smile. Men did it so easily, that immediate parceling of value. And how they seemed to want… — Emma Cline Copy Share Image
“They stared at each other for several seconds. Finally, Mitch said, “Thanks for your high level of concern.” “It doesn’t quite live up to… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Isn’t it enough you have poor Mitch here playing against bears?” They all looked at “poor Mitch,” who seemed to be having the equivalent… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Speechless, Angela watched in complete awe. Everything that she had said was falling apart. Her friend, the person whom she guessed would never even… — Latrivia S. Nelson Copy Share Image
“I heard you were a player , okay , lets play a game. We'll flirt, play fights, talk 24/7, say goodmorning and goodnight every… — ST221 Copy Share Image
“Cute, smart and violent. Jason wished he remembered having her as a girlfriend.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Mitch stared at where her hand lay on Blake’s crotch and appreciated that his friend didn’t comment. “Please tell me I don’t have my… — Eden Summers Copy Share Image
Reagan was sitting up at Cath's desk when Cath woke up. "Are you awake?" "Have you been watching me sleep?" "Yes, Bella. Are you… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Are you awake?” “Have you been watching me sleep?” “Yes, Bella. Are you awake?” “No.” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Someone was knocking on her windshield. Georgie lifted her head off the steering wheel. It was Kendrick. She couldn’t really hear what he was… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Maybe Park had paralyzed her with his ninja magic, his Vulcan handhold, and now he was going to eat her. That would be awesome. — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“That person thought that wearing an ugly dress on the happiest day of someone else's life was just the beginning-the line you have to… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Is this where you tell me that I'm a scoundrel, and I say that I think you like me because I'm a scoundrel? Because… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Te informo de que mi respuesta a tus próximas doce afirmaciones va a ser: «¿Cómo dices?»” — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
He looked exactly like a rat. Like the human being version of a rat. Like the villain in a Don Bluth movie. — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Tell me more about the mountains, Georgie said, because she wasn't really sure what to ask. Because ' tell me where I went wrong'… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
God, his chin. She wanted to make an honest woman of his chin. She wanted to lock it down. — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
