Momma Quote by Rachel Caine Download Open image “She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.” — Rachel Caine ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Momma
Yo momma's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she yelled Who threw a rock — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“His mama beat him with an ugly stick so hard, it gone straight on till his soul.” — Delia Sherman Copy Share Image
Her little fists pummeled at him, and he accepted the abuse. Until he realized she’d made an improper fist and was actually hurting herself.… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Your mother’s coming,” he said. “I know—she probably heard us arguing. Do something!” “What?” “Anything!” “Fine!” He grabbed her around the waist, dragged her… — Jennifer Probst Copy Share Image
Mama gave birth to a hell raising heavenly son. See the doctor tried to smack me, but I smacked him back. — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
“Best mama in the world, and I’m the lucky bastard who knocked her up.” — Nicole Jacquelyn Copy Share Image
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her… — Jarrel Bolden Copy Share Image
“Dad used to tell Mama he hurt us because he loved us too much. She’d sit in her rocker and he’d kneel at her… — Natalie C. Parker Copy Share Image
Mama learned to laugh with them, before they could laugh at her, and to do it so well no one could be sure what… — Dorothy Allison Copy Share Image
Yo mama's so stupid that she rubbed j!zz all over her face thinking it was Olay. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren't enough. Apparently, she had to nearly commit murder to arouse him enough to attack… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Ay-firmative,' Eve said, and tried for a smile. 'Sorry. An Aliens reference always makes me feel better at times like this. Exept I'm not… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
But that quickly faded, and he frowned. "You're bleeding," he said. "What happened?" Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Did he just say--?" "Yes," Claire said, smiling. "Yes, he did." "Whoa. Guess I'd better stay alive, then. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Hell,' Shane spit in disgust. 'I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her.' He tossed her the bat.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“If she were any friendlier, she'd be giving you a lapdance right now.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“I get maudlin. Some people drink; some get depressed; some run around having sex with anyone with a pulse. Me, I get philosophical. It’s… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“I felt I should repeat it for the other slipper, in case there should be any bad feelings between the two. One should never… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“As he filled the mug with coffee, Michael waited for Shane to make some sense. Which Shane finally did, holding up the cheaply printed… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
There is a certain freedom in giving up all hope. One is no longer bound by the cords of dread or fear; you simply… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Shane talking to Claire - "Hang on - Slow down. I'm not going anywhere. You know that, right? You don't have to put out… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said. "You should work her this hard all the time, Myrnin. She's interesting when… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Momma kept a garden, which sounds romantic to people who have never held a hoe — Rick Bragg Copy Share Image
It is a dangerous time to be a black woman in America. It’s a time when we are not safe in the streets or… — Pearl Cleage Copy Share Image
My father's rich, my momma's good looking. Right? And I can play the Blues. I've never suffered and don't intend to suffer. — Miles Davis Copy Share Image
My granddaddy on my momma's side, he was a romantic. He loved love songs. Every Valentine's Day, I remember him buying a red carnation… — Josh Turner Copy Share Image
It's been kind of hard, I'm labeled as a jerk right now, you know what I mean? But I love it. I've been a… — Stephen Jackson Copy Share Image
I make jokes about it, but it's the truth that I kind of patterned my look after the town tramp. I didn't know what… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
When I'm playing Big Momma, it's so much work that all I want to do, when I'm finished, is go back home and just… — Martin Lawrence Copy Share Image
I was a momma's boy. I didn't get anything from Dad, except my body and baseball knowledge. The only time I spent with him… — Barry Bonds Copy Share Image
I got a chance to get an actual label. I performed this slow song, this ballad I have. I just remember going to the… — Chris Brown Copy Share Image
Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar. — J. Cole Copy Share Image
I don’t know how you’ve managed a tan,” Daydra said, “but you’ll have to keep it up, and talk like a pirate. If you… — Brent Weeks Copy Share Image
