Birth Quote by Tupac Shakur

June 16, 1971, mama gave birth to a Hell rasing heavenly son.

— Tupac Shakur

I get no respect... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother

— Rodney Dangerfield

My mom gave birth to me in a condemned hospital.

— Max Fried

When God created moms, He gave me the BEST mum.

— Pryncez_Nika

“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.”

— Various

I came out of my momma's womb fighting.

— Paula White

“Best mama in the world, and I’m the lucky bastard who knocked her up.”

— Nicole Jacquelyn

It was hell, hugging my Mama from a jail cell.

— Tupac Shakur

She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

— Rachel Caine

I'm the only hell my Mama ever raised.

— Johnny Paycheck

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to go up the elevator she went all the way down and got litery smacked by her…

— Jarrel Bolden

I rang my mother to thank her for giving birth to me and she said, "What choice had I? You were in there, how…

— Marian Keyes