Anything Quote by Phillip Schofield

Step aside? I step aside for nobeast, whether it be a hallowed hedgehog, an officious otter, a seasoned squirrel, a mutterin' mole or a…

— Brian Jacques

My voice sounded like one of the guinea fowl that screeched in our trees as it pooped, but I never let that stop me.

— William Kamkwamba

I think of bad news as a huge bird, with the wings of a crow and the face of my Grade Four school teacher,…

— Margaret Atwood

I will endanger your species like an ostrich, Hold you hostage, and crazy feed you swine sausage!

— Busta Rhymes

My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!

— Craig Shoemaker

A bird who can gobble is qualified to teach crowing.

— Edmond Rostand

“Choking the gopher. What’d you think I’d do, my homework?”

— Simone Elkeles

If I have news and sit on it I'm not doing my job.

— Ariel Helwani

What passes for news is just morbid speculation or cartoonish screaming, followed by diaper commercials.

— Karen Russell

Put a thorn in every enjoyment, a worm in every gourd, that would either prevent my being wholly thine, or in any measure retard…

— Thomas Cogswell Upham

Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail.

— Virginia Graham

If I had been a little dog I'd have gone leaping and gambolling around the room wagging my tail furiously.

— James Herriot