Asparagus Quote by Peter Ustinov

I think a playwright must be his own dramaturg.

— John Guare

“As quick as boiled asparagus!”

— Robert Graves

“Asparagus is the serpent of the vegetable world.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Are asparaguses just artichokes that haven’t grown properly? Like they started smoking and got really skinny, like supermodels?”

— Jenny Lawson

Being a playwright is like the equivalent of doing a jigsaw puzzle that has 1,500 pieces, and it's a jigsaw of a blue sky.…

— Lewis Black

I think a playwright must be his own dramaturg. I believe in a theater where the director and the playwright work together to create…

— John Guare

Do you know what a playwright is? A playwright is someone who lets his guts hang out on the stage.

— Edward Albee

I'm not a playwright.

— Bob Dylan

It was kind of enlightening to become a playwright.

— Beth Henley

Actors are so fortunate. They can choose whether they will appear in tragedy or in comedy, whether they will suffer or make merry, laugh…

— Oscar Wilde

As a playwright, you are a torturer of actors and of the audience as well. You inflict things on people.

— Tony Kushner

If by any chance a playwright wishes to express a political opinion or a moral opinion or a philosophy, he must be a good…

— Noel Coward