Medicine Quote by Peter Griffin Download Open image “Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung."” — Peter Griffin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Medicine
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it?(A bell) — Babloo Copy Share Image
“Like plumbing, medicine is a profession where you learn early on not to put your fingers in your mouth.” — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
It's really hard for me to memorize the medical jargon if I don't know the meaning of every single word. So I do have… — Kelly McCreary Copy Share Image
We are given two of most of our body parts, either opposites or similarities, but not the tongue; except for my wife's which is… — Kyle Bradley Copy Share Image
“I called the doctor on the telephone, Said doctor, doctor, please, I got this feeling, rocking and reeling, Tell me, what can it be?… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Smoke until I ain't got no lungs. Got her going down, no teeth I call it 'Speaking in tongue.' — Big Sean Copy Share Image
The fork was invented sometime in the fifteenth century, I believe.” “Really?” she asked. “Were you there?” His features blank, he looked up and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Whatever distinguishes one lump of flesh from another when we're alive, we're all the same once we're dead. Just used-up shells. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
“I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking...scared the hell out of me. So that's it, after today...no more reading” — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
If you have a problem, tell it to my butt, its the only one that gives a crap! — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Life is full of important decisions like whether or not you got time to masturbate. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my clothes off. — Peter Griffin Copy Share
Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
I think people need to be comfortable questioning the authority of a doctor. — Susannah Cahalan Copy Share Image
Tell the truth about your wound, and then you will get a truthful picture of the remedy to apply to it. Don't pack whatever… — Clarissa Pinkola Estes Copy Share Image
“the doctor hesitated before breaking the news to her. "those aren't stars. it's cancer." - forty years a smoker” — Amanda Lovelace Copy Share Image
Making sure that people have access to preventive medicine for the first time ever as a nation? That's a big deal. — Brad Schneider Copy Share Image
being asked to decide between your passion for work and your passion for children was like being asked by your doctor whether you preferred… — Helen Bevington Copy Share Image
We ought to observe that practice which is the hardest of all-especially for young physicians-we ought to throw in no medicine at all-to abstain-to… — John Randolph of Roanoke Copy Share Image
“old-fashioned, gentle Scottish physician, unmoved by the considerations of profit and personal gain that could so disfigure medicine. That doctors should consider themselves businessmen… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
Do you think that was kind? Do you think it was godlike? What would you think of a physician, if a woman came to him distressed and said, "Doctor, come to my daughter, she is very ill. She has lost her reason, and she is all I have!" What would you think of the doctor who would not reply at… — Helen H. Gardener Copy Share
The World Health Organisation has a lot of its medical experts sitting in Geneva while hospitals in Africa have no drugs and desperate patients… — Pauline Hanson Copy Share Image
Antidepressants are the biggest fraud in the world. Number one, Prozac gives you a royal soft-on like you wouldn't believe, and number two you… — Robert Evans Copy Share Image
“I intend to study love as well as medicine, for it is one of the most mysterious and remarkable diseases that afflict mankind, and the best way to understand it is to have it. I may catch it someday, and then I should like to know how to treat and cure it. - Mac (Rose In Bloom)” — Anonymous Copy Share
