Quote by Stephen King

“Any chance you might be pregnant?” I knew that wasn’t it. “Well, it wouldn’t be impossible,” I humored him. “But I know that’s not…

— Ree Drummond

Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!

— Henny Youngman

“Do you know what it's like," he said, "to feel that you're in the wrong body?" "Well actually..." the Doctor began, wiggling his own…

— Jacqueline Rayner

Listen to your patient, he is telling you the diagnosis,

— William Osler

“He wasn’t acknowledging my self-diagnosis at all. What kind of doctor is this? ”

— Ree Drummond

Was this an old disease, and, if so, which one? If it was new, what did that say about the state of medical knowledge?…

— Peter Lewis Allen

“I was recently diagnosed with dyslexia and restless leg syndrome. The doctor arrived at this prognosis after my arm wouldn't stop shaking.”

— Jarod Kintz

Month Six: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding in my home. The…

— Tonizist

“But then there are other cases… Cases in which the narrative of disease strays off the expected path, where the usual suspects all seem…

— Lisa Sanders

“The doctor listens in with a stethoscope and hears sounds of a warpath Indian drum. ”

— John McPhee

Well, you've done it now," was her sisterly opening shot. Jaine rubbed between her eyebrows; a definite headache was forming. After the exchange with…

— Linda Howard

Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!

— Henny Youngman