Life Quote by Pema Chödrön

“If you don't like smoking don't even bother getting sober, just stay drunk.”

— Augusten Burroughs

“Leave no stone unturned. Leave no bone unbroken. Drive your life with care and don’t dose off while you do so. If you don’t…

— Israelmore Ayivor

Now, this is the fun part about getting stoned. They get stoned, then they become paranoid. Now, when they started out, they said, "Let's…

— Bill Cosby

“We know that you don't want to be a drunk and you don't want to be hooked on addictive drugs. You do it because…

— Chris Prentiss

“It’s an extraordinary thing—every time I see you, you appear to be recovering from some debauch. Don’t you ever stop drinking? How about when…

— Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

“Every now and then you run up on one of those days when everything’s in vain … a stone bummer from start to finish;…

— Hunter S. Thompson

“Our whole life is a fooling around. You can do it because you are not aware of how you waste time, how you waste…

— Osho

“Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“Don’t let your sober face elate you, however; you don’t know what it may come to”

— Charles Dickens

“Be grateful. These feelings, no matter how painful, are part of living. Today, we are alive—not anesthetized, not sedated, not passed out. Take control…

— Ann D. Clark

“You must keep a sober assessment of yourself”

— Tony Merida

“I don always drink beer but when I do I prefer not to, stay sober my friends”

— Ryan Higa