Quote by Peach-Pit Download Open image ““Gya!! Stay away from me, weirdo! I'll press the burglar alarm!”” — Peach-Pit ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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