Distraught Quote by Paul Merton
“At one point in the mid-Eighties I shared a promoter with the Smiths. One night, we were sitting backstage when Morrissey burst in, utterly distraught, sobbing his heart out. Turns out someone had thrown a sausage at him on stage during 'Meat Is Murder.'”
![“[Prince Humperdinck] was seventy-five minutes away from his first female murder, and he wondered if he could get his fingers to her throat before even the start of a scream. He had been practicing on giant sausages all the afternoon and had the movements down pretty pat, but then, giant sausages…” quote by William Goldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/8d1/william-goldman-1095_afternoon_prince-humperdinck-was-seventy-five-minu_2026460.jpg)
