Classroom Quote by Olubayo Adebiyi

I just learned this sub-teaching. . . Teacher (math problem): If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you…

— Rick Sutter

Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window Teacher : who just threw that?!…

— Anonymous

“There are two apples, one is green and the other is red. Which apple would the wise man choose? The answer is: I’ll take…

— Jarod Kintz

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. *Boy throws bag out the window* Teacher: Who threw that? Boy: Me, I'm going home

— Me:D

“I had this teacher who kept telling me that if I was ever in a fair fight, someone had made a mistake,” she said”

— Jim Butcher

A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.

— Evan Esar

Teacher : Yes Me : can I Go Use It ? Teacher : Idk Can You ? Me : I WILL SHIT ON THIS…

— Zariahh Renee

TEACHER: You should KNOW this, you learned it 3 Year ago! Me: Bitch, I dont even remember what happened last week!

— Anonymous

“What I Found in My Desk A ripe peach with an ugly bruise, a pair of stinky tennis shoes, a day-old ham-and-cheese on rye,…

— Bruce Lansky

I went to the store and bought eight apples; the clerk said, "Do you want these in a bag?" I said, "Oh, no, man,…

— Mitch Hedberg

The teacher gives the children in her classrooom lifesavers the children say all the flavors so the teacher gives them a white one the…

— Melanie J Gamez

Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER

— Armin Ferizovic