Teacher Quote by Me:D

Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window Teacher : who just threw that?!…

— Anonymous

The teacher instructed the students to put away everything because they will have a quiz.The boy kicked the girl beside him out of the…

— Migzylou

“When all the teachers are gone, who will be your teacher? The student replied: “Everything! Kobun, paused, then said: “No, you".”

— Kobun Chino Otogawa Roshi

Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER

— Armin Ferizovic

Teacher: Do you understand? Me: Yeah, I do. Teacher: *walks away* Me: What did she just say?

— Anonymous

TEACHER: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?...STUDENT: A Fight.

— Olubayo Adebiyi

Boy walks in to class room: Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: I saw a sign on the way to school. Teacher: What did…

— Nishan Panwar

OH YES, I GET IT! *Teacher walks away* Dude, I still don't get it

— Anonymous

Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!

— Anonymous

Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.

— Anonymous

When your teacher says get out of the room you won the argument

— Drew Fonner

Two mentally disturbed men decided they must go to school. They collected old books and went to sit under the tree pretending it was…

— Newlove